Let’s Sing A Celebration Of The Best Red Wine Stain Remover For Vino Lovers
Wine Away Stain Removal: It’s a clumsy person’s best friend
California red wine leaves quite a stain when dollops of vino drop on your faded blue jeans. Thank goodness for Wine Away, a Walla Walla, Wa company’s stain remover. It’s wine lover’s go to solution for stained shirts, pants and carpeting.
So, we’ve come up with a little song extolling the virtues of a precious fluid every wine lover should keep at home. And you should keep one with you while surfing California wineries from Napa through Paso Robles to Temecula.
Spotless As A Summer Paso Sky
The sun was sinkin’ low
Behind silhouetted vines
We were dancin’ in the kitchen
While tastin’ juice from the vine
I reached to spin her around
But my boots caught a rug
And out spilled all the Merlot
My goblet’s purple tidal flow
It looked like a crime scene
On that beige carpet floor
The kind of mess that makes a man
Wish he was once more a boy
(Chorus)
Oh, it’s a deep red heartbreak
bleedin’ in the threads
But I reached for that Wine Away
To save the rug from red
It’s that spray-on redemption
For a wine-soaked soul
It’s a liquid kind of godsend
It’s a clumsy soul’s best friend
As I watched the purple disappear
I let the magic do the chore
Like a preacher washin’ spirits
From a dusty wooden floor
One minute it was stained
Ghosts of grapes gone by
The next, it was spotless
Like a summer Paso sky
(Chorus)
Oh, it’s a deep red heartbreak
Bleedin’ in the threads
But I reached for that Wine Away
To save the rug from red
Life is full of spills, child
Things you can’t undo
But for a few dollars on Amazon
You can make the old look new
If only healin’ heavy hearts
Was half as quick and clean
As liftin’ up a Pinot Noir stain
From a pair of faded jeans
So pour another glass, honey
Let’s try that dance again
We got a whole lot of bottle left
Help us wash away the sin
Some notes on our wine ranking system.
Bill & Erin Hodge write about California Wine, the estates & winemakers producing them and educational information about Vino. Living in California Wine Country provides a front row seat to the places you want to visit the most here in the Golden State.
– -✰ means -What’s next on your list of wines
-✰ means -Not liking it too much
✰ means -We’ll drink this wine, especially if it’s hosted!
✰+ means -You’ve got our attention and we might buy this wine.
✰+ + means -We’re hooked and we’re going to buy this wine.
When you see -✰/✰+ with a slash, it means we disagree.
