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The Best Way To Hold A Glass Of California Wine According To Artificial Intelligence

You Should Have Human Hands And Try To Catch The Extra Glass With Your Free Hand (Or Flipper, Hoof or Paw )

Artifical Intelligence is going to save the world, correct? That’s what the techy folks say and the media reports it as gospel. But, we here at CaliforniaBottleofWine.com think it might accomplish some great things down the road, but it has a long way to go.

We decline to put any AI content in these pages. But there’s a button in the editing interface allowing us to generate AI imagery based on the content of the essay. We’ve ignored it. The other day we decided to punch the button and see what would happen. What fun.

‘So the next time you see an incredulous
image on a web site or Facebook, remember,
if it’s too good to be true, it probably isn’t.’

We were surprised with it’s power, its use of beautiful light, but not so with its accuracy. You’ll see below how far this particular engine needs to grow.

We queried for an image with a pilgrim holding a glass of red wine as our first attempt. We certainly did receive an image of a pilgrim, but the image was faulty. His wine glass is flying in the air with no hand upon it. Pass Some Vino Brother.

AI generated image of an farmer trying to hold a glass of wine
This farmer might still be looking for his wine after flippping it in the air.

Then we really amped up our creativity asking, how about a pig holding a glass of red wine? This AI engine turned Mrs. Pig’s feet into human hands. It was a little eerie if not cute. Oink, Slurp, Oink.

There’s not much more comforting than a glass of California wine to end a day strolling through the farm.

How about a kitty cat executive holding a glass of red wine while dining? The system gave us a great little picture of a gentrified Mr. Kitty holding a glass at supper. But Mr. Kitty was holding the glass with a human appendage, the cats fifth appendage. Mr. Kitty still had paws on the table along with a human hand of the glass. Meow.

We’ve heard of cats having 9 lives, but not five appendages: the fifth being a human hand. Mr. Kitty here is taste testing two bottles of wine.

Then we queried for a cowgirl holding a glass of red wine. We certainly received the cowgirl, and two glasses of wine, one floating in front of Miss Cowgirl and the other gripped in her hand, one white, one red. Yippee-Yi-O-Ki-Yay!

Red or white wine for the evening: she cannot decide.

Of course we had to ask for seals holding a nice glass of California Wine. Happy Hour on the Beach!

Many folks claim red wine is an aphrodisiac as these Harbor Seals can attest.

For some friends of ours we requested an AI image for , ‘Two smiling golden retrievers, one old, sitting at bar table with red wine glasses.’ Woof, Slurp, Woof.

One of them is a ‘Two Paw’ drinker.

As we say on our front page, no AI generated essays nor imagery here, but we’re getting closer to using images that make more sense, like the one below.

A fine red wine on a fine red sports car, generated by an AI engine. Hopefully the wine glass will be wiped of dust before we use it.

So the next time you see an incredulous image on a web site or Facebook, remember, if it’s too good to be true, it isn’t true. We’ll keep creating real essays posted here so you may plan your trip to one of many California wine zones. You may see and AI image here, but they’ll be identified as AI generated.


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Some notes on our wine ranking system.

Bill & Erin Hodge write about California Wine, the estates & winemakers producing them and educational information about Vino. Living in California Wine Country provides a front row seat to the places you want to visit the most here in the Golden State.

– -✰  means -What’s next on your list of wines
-✰  means -Not liking it too much
✰ means  -We’ll drink this wine, especially if it’s hosted!
✰+ means -You’ve got our attention and we might buy this wine.
✰+ + means -We’re hooked and we’re going to buy this wine.
When you see -✰/✰+  with a slash, it means we disagree.

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